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Venus Ebone Starr Williams, five time Wimbledon Champ and holder of the most gold Olympic medals of any active female tennis player of our time rocked the Saturn opposition Jupiter aspect on Sunday, May 23 at the French Open. The disciplined athlete (Saturn) stepped on the court in front of worldwide television (Jupiter) creating a media event in a creative yet controversial frock (Uranus) from her own line of clothing: Eleven. (See more Eleven at: http://www.venuswilliams.com/thecollection.php)
Is something going on with Venus?
Venus’ frock for the French Open was a fetching see-thru, black laced negligee with flesh-tone shorts. Unlike Americans who posted internet comments like “he looks good in that dress” the French fans wooed the alluring, androgynous, ebony toned, tennis diva with waves of cheers. It seems the French don’t consider the human body disgusting and the judges didn’t give it a second thought. Yes, I understand that Venus is an adult. And yes, I know this is a new age. But, I still can’t help but wonder why one of the reigning queens of Tennis showed up butt naked at the French Open. Let’s hope she has the good sense to keep her clothing choices conservative for the sake of those stuffy Americans who will show for the U.S. Open in Cincinnati.
Make no mistake, Lil Kim (who likes to reveal a breast or two), Lady Gaga and some more of the Hip Hop crew are crazed. By now they’ve assigned groupies the job of texting Venus about getting a hold of one of those Elevens. Funny…right…but what’s really going on here?

Heckles from Online:
From RickWS: Looked more like Uranus Williams. (Is he an astrologer?)
Troymon: What the . . . ? She can’t be comfortable playing in that. (She won!)
Patcase: Absolutely disgusting and her mother should have told her so. (Pat, Venus is almost 30!)
Not only did Venus rock the transiting Saturn opposition Jupiter and Jupiter conjunct Uranus aspects at the French Open, she rocked her very own Saturn-Mars to a 6-3, 6-3 victory over longtime tennis adversary Patty Schnyder in the opening round. I’m sure you’ll agree that this is not an indicator of depression. A cancellation or a miserable loss might be an indicator of depression, but a sound win is not.
So why the breast and buttocks?
So what does this breast and buttocks showing got to do with anything? Let’s check out Venus’ natal Saturn in Virgo 12th house for clues. If you’re a star gazer like me, you’ll be amazed by all the yods, kites, and mystic triangles in Venus’ chart.
Alas, the birth chart is not really telling us what’s up with Venus and her breast and buttocks at the French Open. Maybe a bi-wheel view with the birth chart on the inside and the transits on the outside will tell a better story.
Notes from the One Minute Astrologer: For those born in the Western Hemisphere the Vertex falls in the 5th thru the 9th houses. However in a computer generated bi-wheel chart view, the inner chart’s Ascendant leads. This causes the Vertex in the outer chart to move to other houses. Email, text, or Twitter me if you don’t get this.

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Say, where is Hank? Hank who you ask? He’s Venus’ so called love interest. What kinda beau would allow his sweetheart to bare her breast and buttocks in France? Answer: The one you see below.
As you can surmise, there’s been no word from Hank on what’s up with Venus. Maybe a tabloid like “News of the World” will come up with something. Even if it’s bogus, it’s better than nothing.
The Desire for Reforms Eclipse has its Say
Because I’m not easily discouraged, I searched for more clues in the Desire for Reforms Eclipse. I rationalized that since Venus was born on June 21 and the Desire for Reform Eclipse landed on July 21 she may, for better or worse, be impacted by its aspects. My hunch was correct as evidenced in the dual wheel and bi-wheel view of the charts below. I’m using the two views to illustrate how the inner wheel’s Ascendant affects the outer wheel. For example, in the dual wheel view we see the natural positions of the charts. In this view Venus’ Ascendant is in Libra and the Desire for Reforms Eclipse Ascendant is in Capricorn. But take a look at the bi-wheel view. As you can see Venus’ chart is the inner wheel and her Ascendant remains in the natural position of Libra. But when coupled with the Desire for Reforms Eclipse on the outside, the view for the outer wheel turns counter clockwise by 4-houses, thus moving the Vertex to the 11th house. The outer wheel’s Ascendant remains in Capricorn but it has moved from the 1st to the 4th house. Some astrologers will argue for hours about this. But any controversy would be due to differences in interpretation techniques. Personally, I like to think that the heavens orbit around the person. Some believe otherwise. And, still others believe using a birthchart rather than a solar return or progressed chart for an adult is ludicrous. Truthfully, everyone’s right if they are able to justify their findings through historical data and actual events. Here are the charts and my findings.
Last Word on Venus
As we can now surmise from the buttocks photo, Venus’ Saturn Return and the Desire for Reform Eclipse a very personal matter involving Venus’ relationships concerning family, love, and business have turned her attention away from public image issues. Such an oversight can bring on rapid endings, sudden changes and possibly reversals of fortune.
Do you think Venus could be headed toward a rapid ending of her reign on the Tennis Circuit due to this event?
Feel free to leave a comment, send an email, text or twitter me with your answers. I’ll start the ball rolling by saying, the Desire for Reforms chart is begging Venus to find new ways of balancing, coping, and collaborating in everything she does. Granted this may be hard for someone who made a home of the Tennis Circuit and achieved iconic status at 25, but struggle she must. Like many other athletes, Venus may need to take a hiatus from the circuit and her iconic Tennis platform to focus and tune in on building a new, very human, down to earth persona. Yeah, I know she launched Eleven for that very purpose but more work is needed in order for the line to mature and furrow out a niche in the marketplace. In my opinion, any further athletic pursuits and/or achievements by Venus beyond her 5 Wimbledon wins and 3 gold medals is at best gravy and at its worse overkill. She’s only ranked second in the World behind her sister Serena and that’s after being ranked first for as long as I can remember!
Venus, you need to get a life, a life coach, a good man, an American automobile endorsement, or a high powered tennis racket endorsement, or a sexy sniper rifle, or baby formula endorsement and a good astrologer. Phooey on those folks who say you don’t need an astrologer – you do! Just ask Oprah if you don’t believe me! Say Venus, if you don’t have an astrologer, I can direct you to a couple of hundred just waiting to give you a hand at balancing and maximizing all of your trines, yods, kites, mystic triangles, and don’t forget those very lucky stars!
About the Series: Since the time of the Pharaohs, eclipses have marked our major historical events especially the rise and fall of empires. The Rise of Obama Series (TRO) by The Nude Provocateuse (aka The_Betty) is based on the premise that the Eclipse of August 1, 2008 was the astronomical event opening the road for Barack Obama’s assent to the presidency, and the Desire for Reforms Eclipse of July 21, 2009 is responsible for influencing his 2009-10 political agenda. This series is written as News, Political News, News and Commentary, and serves as basic astrological research not for profit or resale in accordance with the Copyright Act of 1976, 17 USC, Section 107. To learn more about this code go to: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fair_use or email me at llazaro633@yahoo.com.



























Need $$$ Cash: This Month 2-Planets Hold Key
1 06 2010Money, money, money…
But let’s get back to YOUR sudden change in fortune. The good news is as Jupiter and Uranus move to 00 Aries, the influence of Saturn locked at 27 degrees Virgo wanes. The bad news is yes there still is a chance that something unfortunate may happen, but there also exists an opportunity for expansion of your personal hopes and dreams. Or, at the least winnings from the blackjack table. From June 1 through July 11, fame, fortune, genius and defeat will be headed your way. Why? Once every 11 years and 315 days Jupiter meets up with Uranus bringing sudden and sometimes unexpected changes of fortune. Because Jupiter is a planet that brings benefits, its teaming up with Uranus at the Aries Point almost guarantees that a fortuitous event will occur especially for those who are ready to meet the challenge. Learn more about Jupiter, Uranus and the Aries Point thru a tutorial designed for the beginning astrologer at: http://moonvalleyastrologer.com/tutorial.htm#An Astrologer’s Toolkit
What’s the challenge?
The challenge is staying open, flexible, and adaptable. You should avoid arguments and confrontations that may lead to bad blood or violence. Jupiter in Aries breeds aggression, so let’s focus on funneling those feelings in positive directions. You should also check the fine print and keep track of your limits. Lastly, the challenge is to aim high, don’t squander this time on getting by. Let Ray Davis help you stay focused on the goal at the Affirmation Spot: http://theaffirmationspot.wordpress.com/2010/02/04/13-love-affirmations/
How do I Tap this Source?
Sometime in the next 6-weeks Jupiter, Uranus and the Aries Point will tap you! Everyone, including yours truly, will have an aspect in their astrology birth chart to the Aries Point. Those who have planets that meet favorably to this point have a greater opportunity to push for surprising and unexpected benefits. Those who have hard or challenging aspects may need to take caution in their daily affairs, avoid risks, and postpone long range plans until well after the Lunar and Solar Eclipses this summer. These people will reap the most benefit by using the next 6-weeks as planning. Another thing to note about this aspect is that the luck it brings can be short-lived or fleeting in a sort of easy come easy go type manner. So, take my advice and pay attention to the details along the way. The vortex of these transits moves westward throughout the day. For example, at 10 PM Eastern or 8 PM Central the vortex courses through Mexico City, Texas, the panhandle of Oklahoma, the border of Kansas and Colorado, the western half of Nebraska, South Dakota, and North Dakota. As a result, unpredictable and sudden weather changes are starting to affect these areas. Already a huge storm has been noted affecting Guatemala and Ecuador. Also along the southwest Texas border there have been a number of unpredictable events like the BP Oil spill, a growing drug war, and pirates! Again, Jupiter in Aries always brings the threat of a little too much aggression, so watch out for the other guy. Below is a Solar Map of the vortex showing how Jupiter, Uranus and the Aries Point touch down in New York and DC in the morning and finish up in Mexico City and El Paso, Texas at night.
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To see a larger view just click inside the image!
Cut to the chase! When does this all start?
The opportunity for sudden changes of fortune in the form of expanded opportunities and financial windfall has already begun but it was muddied by transiting Saturn opposing both Uranus and Jupiter at 29, 28 and 27 degrees Virgo. Yes, this is the same Saturn that foiled Venus Williams. What you need to know is that the Aries Point heightens the effects of Jupiter conjunct Uranus like a catapult or battering ram. Below is a list of days and an explanation of where you may want to focus your energy. If you have an astrologer, use the information below to draft a list of questions for an in-depth and focused delineation of the next 6-weeks. If you don’t have an astrologer, try these websites. You’ll get to view the astrologers and take a look at some of their work: http://astroluxx.com/ and http://www.astrodispatch.com/ and http://heavenastrolabe.wordpress.com/contacts-2/ and http://xtrology.wordpress.com/ and http://thetenminuteastrologer.blogspot.com/ and http://astrobuss.wordpress.com/. Now if you can’t find an astrologer thru one of these sources, I can’t help you. Besides, I’m as quirky as you think they are.
The Planning Period
Tuesday, June 1 through Saturday, June 5
With the 3rd quarter Moon approaching, this isn’t a good time for action especially with transiting Saturn still making opposition to Jupiter. This is however a great time for making plans and for performing intellectual pursuits involving education, analysis and evaluation especially of contracts and agreements. So take another look at that resume, check on your insurance, warranties, and due dates. If you receive an unfavorable bank statement or painful news concerning money or any type of material investment including insurance, pay attention to the details, and note potential errors. If you can, don’t act until next week when the 3rd quarter Moon is waning and Jupiter finally conjoins with Uranus and the Aries Point at 00 exactly. Here are the transits for the beginning and the end of the week in Washington, DC.
Planned and Cautious Actions
Sunday, June 6 through Friday, June 11
With the 3rd quarter Moon waning this is a good time to take some initial steps in securing resources and material affairs. These transits indicate that mornings may be the best time for Gemini, Cancer and Leo born natives in Washington. Make sure you close your business by 12 noon or 1 pm, then take lunch. Uranus may transit through your 6th house and stir up indigestion! Because Saturn is still sitting at 27 degrees Virgo and Jupiter has moved on, you should feel that affairs having to do with material possessions are less restrictive. Also of note is an approaching Vertex-Jupiter aspect that may turn speculations into wins and sure thing contests into upsets. The bad news is I see an approaching aspect from Mars. So watch out for impulsive actions, take care when driving, and heed warnings about storms and floods. If you live in the mid-west near the vortex mentioned earlier, you should pay special attention to house, car, hurricane, tornado, flood and life insurance. Make sure these are up to date and bring them current even if it hurts. Mars is also known to flare tempers so take the path of least resistance no matter how obscene the other guy behaves. Scathing complaint letters do work, keep people employed, and rarely cause heart failure. Rest assured, this line-up of aspects will make you want to break free and travel. But be careful on the evening of June 11. The waxing New Moon will be traversing the last degree of Taurus and the first degree of Gemini known as Pleiades or the Weeping Sisters. This transit will make a sextile to Jupiter, Uranus and the Aries Point and create an event. If you can, make it an early night and check the weather, appliances, and security when you arrive home. Enjoy! Below are the transits for beginning and end of the week: June 6 and June 11 in Washington, DC.
What’s Behind Door Number 3 or Acting on those Wannabees!
Saturday, June 12, Sunday, June 13, and Monday, June 14
With the new Moon in place on June 12 at 7:14 am in Gemini, this day suggests that your positive efforts and intentions will reap success. Jupiter, Uranus and the Aries Point are part of a Grand Trine involving Venus (another benefic) and the Vertex (fate). It’s as if the heavens are telling Saturn: “That’s enough! It’s Jupiter and Uranus’ time and we’re going to make sure they get it!” Readers, just remember to get yours. These little windows of opportunity should not be squandered. Expect news today about the efforts you started two weeks ago. Chances are something positive will be in the mail or email. Will you buy a lottery ticket, drive to the Casino, go fishing, or enjoy a day with that special someone or the family? Don’t bet on it! Chances are something unexpected may present itself that thrusts you into a different set of circumstances then what you originally intended. But with every dark cloud there is a silver lining. Will you miss the silver lining by being inflexible, stubborn, opinionated, or argumentative? Take my advice and throw away the ‘Honey-do’ list today. Go with the flow. Try something new – weather permitting. Don’t allow inflexibility and moodiness to curtail your celestial gifts. But wait! There’s more on Monday! Venus moves to 0 degrees Leo making an exact aspect to Jupiter. The lesser and greater benefics making a connection to the Aries Point and Uranus. Too bad this only lasts a few hours. If you’re a gambler, get your chart done first and if favorable spend those wee hours in the morning when the benefics meet at the Slots or Blackjack Table at a casino. For my more frugal readers Monday may be your day to speak up! So, walk into your bosses office, tell him about your accomplishments and the positive changes you could make, then ask for a raise. Enjoy! Below are the transit charts for June 12 and 13 for Washington, DC.
There’s Gold in Dem Der Hills: Enough for Everyone
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Say, I’ve got to get back to some more serious matters like Obama, his troop withdrawal plans, and the heat generating in the Gulf. Likewise, you’ve got to get back to more serious matters like contacting an astrologer and coming up with a strategy to catch the wave of sudden fortune. YOU wouldn’t want to miss it. If you can’t afford an astrologer try donating at my wordpress site: http://nudeprovacateuse.wordpress.com/. Contributions are limited to $5 and every contributor to Nude’s efforts to document TRO receives Jus4U by Nude.
Ya never know, I may be able to cough up news you can use.
Peace!
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